The reasonable sum of $15 gets you:

• A gourmet meal a la Cusack, consisting of Fronch Toast, Fronch Fries, and side salad with Fronch Dressing.(catering by the Cleveland Supper Club)
  
  
• A"Gift That Keeps On Giving" Mystery Fun Box (retail value $8 - $18)
  
  
• A big-screen viewing of the Cusack classic, "Better Off Dead"
  
  
• The priceless company of fellow social misfits, outcasts, and people who just hate Valentine's Day as much as you do.

The One and Only Anti-VD Better Off Dinner!

Thursday Feb 14, 2008
Doors at 7:00 PM / Dinner & Movie at 8:00 PM

VIVA LA CUSACK!

Shoparooni is pleased to present an alternative to the nonsense of Valentine's Day... starring John Cusack.

Sick of all that sappy nonsense? Don't have anyone to snuggle up with and act obnoxiously cute? Did your wife run off to Vegas with a younger, better-looking man?

Valentine's Day stinks. Always has and always will. So what better way to blow it off than with a roomful of people who feel the same way, a fine meal befitting a single, successful person like yourself, and a feature film starring the most perfectly miserable man on Earth?

The dinner will be held at Shoparooni, located at 15813 Waterloo Road. Space is limited, so please buy your tickets soon! You can purchase them in-store or online*.In the event of an overwhelming turnout, the event will move across the street to the Blue Arrow Building.

Misery loves company almost as much as gin but, alas, we have no liquor license, so this event will be BYOB! We will have cooler/fridge space available, and you must have a valid ID with you. NO EXCEPTIONS!

CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR TICKETS

For questions, clarifications, or further information, please contact:

Shoparooni
15813 Waterloo Road, Suite 5
Cleveland, Ohio 44110

216-383-3633 (shop)

info@shoparooni.com

*make sure you select the FREE SHIPPING option, since we will not be mailing out paper tickets